"Black" Thoughts*

The SIDE BITCH Theory

It’s Cuffing season folks! The glorious time of year when everybody finds a match and lays up until the weather breaks. There is no problem with finding winter love, but, some people are being ILLEGALLY CUFFED. What does this mean? It means Cuffing Season equals Side Bitch Season. This means MEN too. Yes brothahs, you too can be a Side Bitch. Warning this Blog post is not one that will let women know ways to find out if you’re a side bitch. I would never throw my gender under the bus like that. Who do I look like, Drake? You will learn why people choose to obtain Side Bitches and the rules a person should keep in mind while having one.

Thee number 1 reason people have Side Bitches is very clear and simple… YOU’RE A CHEATER ANYWAY (If you want to know why Men cheat, read my last Blog post). The faithful have the courage to rock out with one person. Having a Side Bitch is absurd to the Faithful. For the rest of the population, attention from the opposite sex is a constant necessity. These people constantly meet new “friends”. So, finding a Side Bitch is almost always an accident. It normally happens when you discover that your new “friend” has the potential to be your mate if you were single.

So what do you do now??? Be Greedy! It’s a human instinct. If we enjoy something, walking away from it is extremely difficult. Now we get to know the person. Start to spend time with the person. Infatuation sets in and BOOM, you have now gained a Side Bitch. We all know this is dangerous territory, but there are additional pro’s to keeping them around.

Having a full fledged monogamous relationship is stressful. Only because Real Life sets in after infatuation fades away. Bills, independence, arguments, are all real life contributors to stress being applied to a relationship. Having a Side Bitch relieves some of that stress. Why, you ask? Because you are reliving the beginning of your relationship all over again. No problems, just fun. You can have the spontaneity you used to have with your main mate that faded away because of bills, kids, personal issues, back. Then after you’ve had your fill of fun, you can handle your reality with your Main mate from a more happy perspective.

With all this said, the true reason just may well be that we are all in search for the perfect mate. For some this means combining multiple people. After all, the 80-20 rule does add to a perfect 100.

Only rules I have for those who have a Side Bitch is 1. Never let yourself get too emotionally attached. Your number 2 can ruin your Real life and you don’t need that. A side Bitch is a fantasy, and fantasies fade. Number 2. Remember who they are. The person is your SIDE BITCH. So take care of home!!!

Shout out to the Black Rat Pack for their contributions to this post. E @215Bozay, Shaun @WPBornAndRaised and Moe @MJ_IN_HIS_PRIME

Why Men* Are The Way We Are…

Today on twitter there is a trending topic named #MenWeWantAnswers. And most of my female followers have been using this to Bash men in the form of questions. Example: Why are most men bums? #MenWeWantAnswers. You gotta be kidding me. So I will take this opportunity to explain some of our actions in an attempt to defend us.

The reason for men being emotionally unattached. Men are taught from very early ages to ignore their feelings on everything. If your parents leave and you cried as a baby someone would say “Cut that out! Stop acting like a punk!” If you fell hard as hell and was bleeding out of your head, some parents would say “Suck it up! Be a man.” So by the time we are old enough to be cognitive of our own emotions we build a wall based on all the feelings we were never allowed to express.

The reason its hard for Men to settle down. Again, from the time we are children, Men are taught to deal with every girl they possibly can. The “Playboy” is always romanticized in our society. When portrayed there is always a luster in the idea of being a single man with multiple women. Our whole lives have been dedicated to being this person. Then out of the blue, around the age of 25-26, all the women you know pull the rug from under your feet and say phrases like, “When are you going to settle down?” “You need to find 1 woman and stick to her.” So all of a sudden, after a lifetime of perfecting this “Habit” you expect me to change over night? So we try. Then we fail. But we don’t want to hurt her and tell her that we chose another woman. So we keep it a secret. Are these actions wrong? YES! However, we rarely get into these relationships to make ourselves happy. Nor is it our intent to hurt the woman. It is just our attempt to live the one woman life and “do the right thing.” 

So why get into a relationship you ask? Because it is our attempt to live a responsible life and stop being a kid. None of us really want to be the single 35 year old in the club. Even if it would make us happy.

I’m not making excuses for men. Just defending our point of view and teaching you that our actions come from how we are socialized. Questions anyone???