It’s Cuffing season folks! The glorious time of year when everybody finds a match and lays up until the weather breaks. There is no problem with finding winter love, but, some people are being ILLEGALLY CUFFED. What does this mean? It means Cuffing Season equals Side Bitch Season. This means MEN too. Yes brothahs, you too can be a Side Bitch. Warning this Blog post is not one that will let women know ways to find out if you’re a side bitch. I would never throw my gender under the bus like that. Who do I look like, Drake? You will learn why people choose to obtain Side Bitches and the rules a person should keep in mind while having one.
Thee number 1 reason people have Side Bitches is very clear and simple… YOU’RE A CHEATER ANYWAY (If you want to know why Men cheat, read my last Blog post). The faithful have the courage to rock out with one person. Having a Side Bitch is absurd to the Faithful. For the rest of the population, attention from the opposite sex is a constant necessity. These people constantly meet new “friends”. So, finding a Side Bitch is almost always an accident. It normally happens when you discover that your new “friend” has the potential to be your mate if you were single.
So what do you do now??? Be Greedy! It’s a human instinct. If we enjoy something, walking away from it is extremely difficult. Now we get to know the person. Start to spend time with the person. Infatuation sets in and BOOM, you have now gained a Side Bitch. We all know this is dangerous territory, but there are additional pro’s to keeping them around.
Having a full fledged monogamous relationship is stressful. Only because Real Life sets in after infatuation fades away. Bills, independence, arguments, are all real life contributors to stress being applied to a relationship. Having a Side Bitch relieves some of that stress. Why, you ask? Because you are reliving the beginning of your relationship all over again. No problems, just fun. You can have the spontaneity you used to have with your main mate that faded away because of bills, kids, personal issues, back. Then after you’ve had your fill of fun, you can handle your reality with your Main mate from a more happy perspective.
With all this said, the true reason just may well be that we are all in search for the perfect mate. For some this means combining multiple people. After all, the 80-20 rule does add to a perfect 100.
Only rules I have for those who have a Side Bitch is 1. Never let yourself get too emotionally attached. Your number 2 can ruin your Real life and you don’t need that. A side Bitch is a fantasy, and fantasies fade. Number 2. Remember who they are. The person is your SIDE BITCH. So take care of home!!!
Shout out to the Black Rat Pack for their contributions to this post. E @215Bozay, Shaun @WPBornAndRaised and Moe @MJ_IN_HIS_PRIME